Spanish Jokes! LOL

¿Cómo manda un gallego un fax confidencial?
- Pues doblado.
How does someone from Galicia send a confidential fax?
- Well, folded in half!

- Has oido el chiste de estadísticos ?
- Probablemente…
- Have you heard the statistics joke?
- Probably…

“¿Desde cuándo tiene usted la obsesión de que es un perro?”
“Desde cachorro, doctor.”
“Since when have you got this obsession of being a dog?”
“Since I was a puppy, doctor.”

Hay tres clases de personas:
las que saben contar y las que no.
There are three kinds of people: those who know how to count, and those who don’t.

17. November 2012 by spanishphrases
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