Why FUNNY Spanish Phrases?

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Why FUNNY Spanish Phrases?

when you learn Spanish, you should always focus on having fun! if you don’t enjoy what you are doing, then you will sooner or later give up. That’s why it is highly recommended to learn Spanish with funny Spanish phrases. The collection above is great to just brows through and have a laugh. Maybe you find some funny phrase that you can then use when you are traveling… who knows. :-)

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Learning Spanish should be fun and this service is intendet to be a valuable contribution to your learning experience.

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If you haven’t been to the WikiLatino pages, I recommend you check them out. They have a number of cool collections of words sayings and phrases. Some of them really funny. www.wikilatino.com/index.php/Spanish_Slang_Words_%26_Phrases


Not for the faint hearted! Be careful if you are easily offended, because the following page has some hilarious, yet fairly rude, expressions in Spanish that may crack you up.  www.texasescapes.com/DEPARTMENTS/Spanish_to_Go/Aqua/aqua.htm



La burocracia es un mecanismo gigante operado por pigmeos.

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.


El cambio es inevitable, excepto cuando se trata de de una máquina expendedora.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Perdona a tus enemigos … pero recuerda sus nombres!

Forgive your enemies…but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!


Un buen vecino… es el que no le pone clave al Wi-Fi.

A good neigbour … Is one that leaves free Wi-Fi.


Pocas mujeres admiten su edad. Pocos hombres actuan acorde a su edad.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


El amor es como el WI-FI, a medida que te alejas, pierde intensidad.

Love it’s just like Wi-Fi, as you go further away, it loses its intensity.


La experiencia es algo que no se tiene hasta poco después de que se necesita.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.


Mi bebida se siente sola. ¿Te gustaría acompañarme con la tuya?

My drink is getting lonely. Would you like to join me with yours?


No esperar lo inesperado no hace que lo inesperado se convierta en lo esperado?

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?


Vale, puedes quedarte a mi lado, siempre que no hables sobre el clima.

OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the weather.


17. November 2012 by spanishphrases
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